Well you'd better suit up, your going deep sea diving A small rubber device will help your chances of surviving Don't wanna lose you baby, it would be a sin But when I get off, you know it's sink or swim Better be careful love, don't want you to drown But you know that when it's up, then someone's going down Don't worry too much babe, you wont get hurt But when I get off you better learn how to surf Well my current's pretty strong, but I'm sure that you can take it Even if you can't, just be glad I didn't fake it Here's a little trick of which I'm very fond It's not enough to cum, you gotta cum like a bomb You'd better be careful love, don't want you to drown But you know that when it's up then someone's going down don't worry to much babe, you wont get hurt I'll get you off like no other cause I know how to surf

Well I woke up this morning at 8 o'clock last night I looked at my alarm clock, I thought "man something isn't right" I read yesterday's newspaper, with yesterday's bad news I drank yesterday's coffee, I sang yesterday's blues Well i try to ignore it Oh yeah I try to move forward I'm hoping, praying, they don't know I'm wearing yesterday's clothes Well I went to bed last night, at 8 o'clock today I tried to do my laundry, but I didn't have the change my socks are getting holier, then sacramental wine But I'll just keep on walking and pretending that they're fine Well i try to ignore it Oh yeah I try to move forward I'm hoping, praying, they don't know I'm wearing yesterday's clothes

She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley She's generous, generous, generous Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me Jenny Jenny Jenny I couldn't get contraception for my lusty love affair, There was Jenny with a 20, said she'd buy them cause she cares Life is always easier, with Jenny by my side She's rolling down her power windows says "Honey, get inside" She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley She's generous, generous, generous Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me Jenny Jenny Jenny Well I was lost and stoned and looking for a movie on a Tuesday I'm sick of drama, comedy and TV round the corner there were pornos, was about to look away Jenny slapped me on the back, said it's ok ok ok ok... She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley She's generous, generous, generous Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me Oh Jenny please be generous with me Oh Jenny please be generous with me Jenny Jenny Jenny

I was born in a dolphin rape cave my mother was a disfigured head she floated round that dolphin rape cave and they fucked her even though she was dead I grew up in a dolphin rape cave I grew up and I grew up quick they brought more people to that dolphin rape cave each one killed by a tentacle dick I lived my life in a dolphin rape cave I spent my days carving spears from the rocks I wouldn't die as a dolphin rape slave I stabbed them in their blowholes and I never got caught I died in a dolphin rape cave dark thought floating round in my head I killed the beasts in that dolphin rape cave but more showed up to fuck me when I was dead

If I told the truth every time I lied (you'd end up in a pirate museum) If my face revealed what my mind did hide (you'd end up in a pirate museum) If I were to act on some on my thoughts (they'd put you in a pirate museum) If I came to your house and stole your socks (they'd lock you up in a pirate museum) And after hour at the pirate museum I hear that's one hell of a party but day after day there'd be hundreds of children just a grabbin' your waxward body I'd be cast in plaster, I'd be molded from wax (if you were in a pirate museum) I'd have plastic bones and a silicon ass (if you were in a pirate museum) If I did in the day what I did in my dreams (you'd end up in a pirate museum) If I followed through on all of my schemes (they'd lock you up in a pirate museum) And after hours at the pirate museum I'd be drinkin' my rum, and tellin' my story but day after day of the same old thing takes on the feeling, of purgatory and now I've done what I thought I should do I'm goin' down to the pirate museum I said out loud what I was thinkin' to you I'm goin' straight to the pirate museum Oh shiver me timbers one more time

It's so hard to be so horny when you can't afford a shower and you spend your life just livin' in your car So I go and look for work on every 27th hour but I just wanna play my guitar at some bar and I masterbate in public cause I've nowhere else to do it even though I'm pretty sure that it's a crime and I stare at all the titties of the girls who wander past me and I wish I had a pair I could call mine You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak It's so hard to be so horny when you can't get any porn, cause you spend your life just living in a car And your fuel tank's always empty and you've nowhere else to go, so I know that you're not going very far and the ladies all ignore you, cause the ladies think you're greasy cause they know that you want your cock inside your ass And you don't have any money and you know you never will and it's so hard and you're going nowhere fast You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak It's so hard Hard Hard Hard You could tell me I'm a sinner and I'll tell you that you're right I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak It's so hard Hard Hard It's so hard

We'll there's a beast in my brain and I can't get it out and it's doing me harm beyond a salmon of a doubt it's an albino walrus, got it's tusks into me now I'm doing it's bidding and it want's me to feed Well when you're down you stay down and when you're up you fuckin' fly it's the power of the powder and it's keepin' you high Well it dances on your tongue, fills your brain with delight c'mon. let's ride the walrus tonight It's not a monkey on your back It's a walrus on your brain and until you taste the candy, well you're gonna feel the pain it's that sweet little kick that we all know and love c'mon girl lets do walrus hugs Well when you're down you stay down and when you're up you fuckin' fly it's the power of the powder and it's keepin' you high Well it dances on your tongue, fills your brain with delight c'mon. let's ride the walrus tonight We're gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight gonna ride the walrus tonight

My everything, like your everything was opened up by a little girl's mother and like a jar in the heat of the summer was left to mold and it's suspicious, oh so suspicious suspicious, oh so suspicious and it's growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing My everything, like your everything was born the bastard of sex slaves in persia and I have summoned the black void to warn ya we will mutate and it's suspicious, oh so suspicious suspicious, oh so suspicious and we're growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing, growing My everything, like your everything was swallowed up by the whales of the rough sea and I have summoned the black void to mourn thee your harpoon broke and it was vicious oh it was vicious the fishes devoured your limbs and they're biting, biting, biting, biting chewing, ripping, eating, devouring your flesh and we're thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, thrusting

Has television eroded your dreams? Have all your thoughts been replaced by movie scenes? Is product placement, the new deja vu? You live for them, tell me, who lives for you? Make one more excuse to waste your life You always do whats easy, not what's right You writhe and toil your days away Count up the times fear made you stay What's one more excuse to waste it all? Just sit on your ass and stare at the screen Buy all the things you see to give your life meaning Your home's a plywood palace, you can't afford If slavery by debt, be your reward Keep making excuses to waste your life You're still doing what's easy, not what's right You writhe and toil your days away Count up the times fear made you stay What's one more excuse to waste it all? You're still making excuses to waste your life You'll always do what's easy, not what's right You writhe and toil your days away Count up the times fear made you stay That's one more excuse to waste it all

We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink Well rock and roll's not rock and roll unless you got a buzz So drink it down and drink it fast and drink it just because I'm not a fool to call it fuel, it gets me where I want And makes a man of high pursuit an idiot savant So We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink Well wine is fine, but absinthe truly makes the heart grow fonder Gin will fill the void inside and takes me out to wander Dave'll take his whiskey straight and Trevor wants a beer But if it's booze we'll drink it and in case I wasn't clean well We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink We Drink