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She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
I couldn't get contraception for my lusty love affair,
There was Jenny with a 20, said she'd buy them cause she cares
Life is always easier, with Jenny by my side
She's rolling down her power windows says
"Honey, get inside"
She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
Well I was lost and stoned and looking for a movie on a Tuesday
I'm sick of drama, comedy and TV
round the corner there were pornos, was about to look away
Jenny slapped me on the back, said it's ok
ok ok ok...
She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Oh Jenny please be generous with me
Oh Jenny please be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
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Well you'd better suit up, your going deep sea diving
A small rubber device will help your chances of surviving
Don't wanna lose you baby, it would be a sin
But when I get off, you know it's sink or swim
Better be careful love, don't want you to drown
But you know that when it's up, then someone's going down
Don't worry too much babe, you wont get hurt
But when I get off you better learn how to surf
Well my current's pretty strong, but I'm sure that you can take it
Even if you can't, just be glad I didn't fake it
Here's a little trick of which I'm very fond
It's not enough to cum, you gotta cum like a bomb
You'd better be careful love, don't want you to drown
But you know that when it's up then someone's going down
don't worry to much babe, you wont get hurt
I'll get you off like no other cause I know how to surf
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If I told the truth every time I lied
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If my face revealed what my mind did hide
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If I were to act on some on my thoughts
(they'd put you in a pirate museum)
If I came to your house and stole your socks
(they'd lock you up in a pirate museum)
And after hour at the pirate museum
I hear that's one hell of a party
but day after day there'd be hundreds of children
just a grabbin' your waxward body
I'd be cast in plaster, I'd be molded from wax
(if you were in a pirate museum)
I'd have plastic bones and a silicon ass
(if you were in a pirate museum)
If I did in the day what I did in my dreams
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If I followed through on all of my schemes
(they'd lock you up in a pirate museum)
And after hours at the pirate museum
I'd be drinkin' my rum, and tellin' my story
but day after day of the same old thing
takes on the feeling, of purgatory
and now I've done what I thought I should do
I'm goin' down to the pirate museum
I said out loud what I was thinkin' to you
I'm goin' straight to the pirate museum
Oh shiver me timbers one more time
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Has television eroded your dreams?
Have all your thoughts been replaced by movie scenes?
Is product placement, the new deja vu?
You live for them, tell me, who lives for you?
Make one more excuse to waste your life
You always do whats easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
What's one more excuse to waste it all?
Just sit on your ass and stare at the screen
Buy all the things you see to give your life meaning
Your home's a plywood palace, you can't afford
If slavery by debt, be your reward
Keep making excuses to waste your life
You're still doing what's easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
What's one more excuse to waste it all?
You're still making excuses to waste your life
You'll always do what's easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
That's one more excuse to waste it all
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