It's so hard to be so horny when you can't afford a shower and you spend your life just livin' in your car
So I go and look for work on every 27th hour
but I just wanna play my guitar at some bar
and I masterbate in public cause I've nowhere else to do it
even though I'm pretty sure that it's a crime
and I stare at all the titties of the girls who wander past me and I wish I had a pair I could call mine

You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak

It's so hard to be so horny when you can't get any porn, cause you spend your life just living in a car
And your fuel tank's always empty and you've nowhere else to go, so I know that you're not going very far
and the ladies all ignore you, cause the ladies think you're greasy
cause they know that you want your cock inside your ass
And you don't have any money and you know you never will
and it's so hard and you're going nowhere fast


You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak

It's so hard
Hard
Hard
Hard


You could tell me I'm a sinner and I'll tell you that you're right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak

It's so hard
Hard
Hard
It's so hard