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Well you'd better suit up, your going deep sea diving
A small rubber device will help your chances of surviving
Don't wanna lose you baby, it would be a sin
But when I get off, you know it's sink or swim
Better be careful love, don't want you to drown
But you know that when it's up, then someone's going down
Don't worry too much babe, you wont get hurt
But when I get off you better learn how to surf
Well my current's pretty strong, but I'm sure that you can take it
Even if you can't, just be glad I didn't fake it
Here's a little trick of which I'm very fond
It's not enough to cum, you gotta cum like a bomb
You'd better be careful love, don't want you to drown
But you know that when it's up then someone's going down
don't worry to much babe, you wont get hurt
I'll get you off like no other cause I know how to surf
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Yesterday's Clothes
02:28
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Well I woke up this morning at 8 o'clock last night
I looked at my alarm clock, I thought "man something isn't right"
I read yesterday's newspaper, with yesterday's bad news
I drank yesterday's coffee, I sang yesterday's blues
Well i try to ignore it
Oh yeah I try to move forward
I'm hoping, praying, they don't know
I'm wearing yesterday's clothes
Well I went to bed last night, at 8 o'clock today
I tried to do my laundry, but I didn't have the change
my socks are getting holier, then sacramental wine
But I'll just keep on walking and pretending that they're fine
Well i try to ignore it
Oh yeah I try to move forward
I'm hoping, praying, they don't know
I'm wearing yesterday's clothes
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Jenny
03:00
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She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
I couldn't get contraception for my lusty love affair,
There was Jenny with a 20, said she'd buy them cause she cares
Life is always easier, with Jenny by my side
She's rolling down her power windows says
"Honey, get inside"
She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
Well I was lost and stoned and looking for a movie on a Tuesday
I'm sick of drama, comedy and TV
round the corner there were pornos, was about to look away
Jenny slapped me on the back, said it's ok
ok ok ok...
She's got her boots, her jacket and her carry on baggage
Lightin' up cigarettes, for the beggars in the alley
She's generous, generous, generous
Jenny, Jenny, please, be generous with me
Oh Jenny please be generous with me
Oh Jenny please be generous with me
Jenny Jenny Jenny
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4. |
Dolphin Rape Cave
01:50
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I was born in a dolphin rape cave
my mother was a disfigured head
she floated round that dolphin rape cave
and they fucked her even though she was dead
I grew up in a dolphin rape cave
I grew up and I grew up quick
they brought more people to that dolphin rape cave
each one killed by a tentacle dick
I lived my life in a dolphin rape cave
I spent my days carving spears from the rocks
I wouldn't die as a dolphin rape slave
I stabbed them in their blowholes and I never got caught
I died in a dolphin rape cave
dark thought floating round in my head
I killed the beasts in that dolphin rape cave
but more showed up to fuck me when I was dead
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5. |
Pirate Museum
02:34
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If I told the truth every time I lied
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If my face revealed what my mind did hide
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If I were to act on some on my thoughts
(they'd put you in a pirate museum)
If I came to your house and stole your socks
(they'd lock you up in a pirate museum)
And after hour at the pirate museum
I hear that's one hell of a party
but day after day there'd be hundreds of children
just a grabbin' your waxward body
I'd be cast in plaster, I'd be molded from wax
(if you were in a pirate museum)
I'd have plastic bones and a silicon ass
(if you were in a pirate museum)
If I did in the day what I did in my dreams
(you'd end up in a pirate museum)
If I followed through on all of my schemes
(they'd lock you up in a pirate museum)
And after hours at the pirate museum
I'd be drinkin' my rum, and tellin' my story
but day after day of the same old thing
takes on the feeling, of purgatory
and now I've done what I thought I should do
I'm goin' down to the pirate museum
I said out loud what I was thinkin' to you
I'm goin' straight to the pirate museum
Oh shiver me timbers one more time
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6. |
It's So Hard
02:54
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It's so hard to be so horny when you can't afford a shower and you spend your life just livin' in your car
So I go and look for work on every 27th hour
but I just wanna play my guitar at some bar
and I masterbate in public cause I've nowhere else to do it
even though I'm pretty sure that it's a crime
and I stare at all the titties of the girls who wander past me and I wish I had a pair I could call mine
You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak
It's so hard to be so horny when you can't get any porn, cause you spend your life just living in a car
And your fuel tank's always empty and you've nowhere else to go, so I know that you're not going very far
and the ladies all ignore you, cause the ladies think you're greasy
cause they know that you want your cock inside your ass
And you don't have any money and you know you never will
and it's so hard and you're going nowhere fast
You could tell me I'm a pervert and I know you might be right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak
It's so hard
Hard
Hard
Hard
You could tell me I'm a sinner and I'll tell you that you're right
I just lay awake all night and day, just clenchin' my wood tight
And I try so hard to find it, but it's far too hard to sleep
Oh please find me a lil woman who don't mind that I'm so weak
It's so hard
Hard
Hard
It's so hard
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Walrus Hugs
02:48
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We'll there's a beast in my brain and I can't get it out
and it's doing me harm beyond a salmon of a doubt
it's an albino walrus, got it's tusks into me
now I'm doing it's bidding and it want's me to feed
Well when you're down you stay down
and when you're up you fuckin' fly
it's the power of the powder and it's keepin' you high
Well it dances on your tongue, fills your brain with delight
c'mon. let's ride the walrus tonight
It's not a monkey on your back
It's a walrus on your brain
and until you taste the candy, well you're gonna feel the pain
it's that sweet little kick that we all know and love
c'mon girl lets do walrus hugs
Well when you're down you stay down
and when you're up you fuckin' fly
it's the power of the powder and it's keepin' you high
Well it dances on your tongue, fills your brain with delight
c'mon. let's ride the walrus tonight
We're gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
gonna ride the walrus tonight
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8. |
Be The Black Void
02:54
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My everything, like your everything
was opened up by a little girl's mother
and like a jar in the heat of the summer
was left to mold
and it's suspicious, oh so suspicious
suspicious, oh so suspicious
and it's growing, growing, growing, growing,
growing, growing, growing, growing
My everything, like your everything
was born the bastard of sex slaves in persia
and I have summoned the black void to warn ya
we will mutate
and it's suspicious, oh so suspicious
suspicious, oh so suspicious
and we're growing, growing, growing, growing,
growing, growing, growing, growing
My everything, like your everything
was swallowed up by the whales of the rough sea
and I have summoned the black void to mourn thee
your harpoon broke
and it was vicious oh it was vicious
the fishes devoured your limbs
and they're biting, biting, biting, biting
chewing, ripping, eating, devouring your flesh
and we're thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, thrusting
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Writhe
04:04
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Has television eroded your dreams?
Have all your thoughts been replaced by movie scenes?
Is product placement, the new deja vu?
You live for them, tell me, who lives for you?
Make one more excuse to waste your life
You always do whats easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
What's one more excuse to waste it all?
Just sit on your ass and stare at the screen
Buy all the things you see to give your life meaning
Your home's a plywood palace, you can't afford
If slavery by debt, be your reward
Keep making excuses to waste your life
You're still doing what's easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
What's one more excuse to waste it all?
You're still making excuses to waste your life
You'll always do what's easy, not what's right
You writhe and toil your days away
Count up the times fear made you stay
That's one more excuse to waste it all
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10. |
We Drink
01:06
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We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
Well rock and roll's not rock and roll unless you got a buzz
So drink it down and drink it fast and drink it just because
I'm not a fool to call it fuel, it gets me where I want
And makes a man of high pursuit an idiot savant
So
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
Well wine is fine, but absinthe truly makes the heart grow fonder
Gin will fill the void inside and takes me out to wander
Dave'll take his whiskey straight and Trevor wants a beer
But if it's booze we'll drink it and in case I wasn't clean
well
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
We Drink
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The Black Void Toronto, Ontario
After meeting in a fridge, Spacker Dave Vestaloyne and Eki Loraine discovered a mutual love of great rock and roll and
general weirdness.
After a few years apart TBV live in the same city again and have a decade's worth of new insanity in musical form and hot new drummer Jef Harrison making us sound thrice as good
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